Omegle 'Sex' (By the way, I have a rule that I don't disconnect)

Stranger: heyy asl>?

You: 14 f us.
You: You?

Stranger: 16 m us
Stranger: what state?
Stranger: and what are you here for?

You: WA. And I'm here to talk....

Stranger: ... about?
Stranger: (:

You: Anything? But not what I think your hinting at...?

Stranger: hmmm, and what is that? and why not?

You: You tell me.
You: Byee.

Stranger: :(

You: Oh, no...Not the frowny face...

Stranger: dont disconnect, im just horny... but we can talk about anything

You: Alright. So what state are you from?

Stranger: wisconsin
Stranger: you?
Stranger: :( is it okay if i jack off while im talking to you?

You: Hahahhahah That made me laugh. And uhhh, go ahead....

Stranger: you sure babe?
Stranger: my dicks just really hard and i need to cum

You: Sure.. go for it...

Stranger: can you tell me what to do?

You: I'd rather not. haha, you can disconnect and go to someone more helpfull.

Stranger: i want you too (: just tell me what to do

You: Put your hand on that mouse, stroke it slowly. How does that feel baby? Now move it to the disconnect button! Oh god! It feels so good! Now Press it babe!

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDD

You: I guess it did't work. =]
You: *didn;t

Stranger: tell me how to jack off babe

You: I'm sure you know how. You'll be alright, buddy!

Stranger: i want you to tell me

You: Poke it a few times...Call it good.

Stranger: it wants more than a few pokes

You: Well, it's greedy.

Stranger: so give it what it wants

You: You have to be strict sometimes....Your going to be a bad dad.

Stranger: im going to be strict and spank it(;

You: Go for it.

Stranger: tell me how

You: I think I should go...

Stranger: no :(
Stranger: fine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeeeah. I have a rule that I don't disconnect.