What Hawaii is really like...

Fucking hot all the fucking time.

Frankly, I'm sick of it.

And frankly, I'm sick of Frank De Lima. Don't know who he is? Look him up. He's annoying as shit.

No, we don't live in grass shacks, we have actual apartments and condos and downtown buildings.

No, we don't ride our surfboards or our pet dolphins to school. We have automobiles, nice ones. As for me, a white Ford F150 will do just fine, thanks.

No, we don't have seasons. We only have one type of weather: hot. Perpetual summer isn't the greatest.

No, we don't walk around in coconut bras and grass skirts. Granted I do know how to make a ti leaf skirt (because thats what "grass skirts" are really called) and I do own a coconut bra as a joke...but we have all those weird ass abercrombie, holister, wet seal stores here too.

NO, we don't all speak hawaiian! Majority of our population is asian, but we speak English. And for the amazingly gifted people that are multilingual, I commend you.

Seriously, I get asked these questions SO MUCH and its so god damn annoying. Do you people get that just because I live in Hawaii, it doesn't mean I'm hawaiian!

Oh also, "what hawaiian doesn't know how to surf?" is probably the most condescending and most frequent comment I get from mainlanders.

And with that, I bid you adieu. When you talk to me, don't be annoying. Kaythanks!