Clevebot Lols

User: Your face is uncalled for.

Cleverbot: That was even more uncalled for.

User: Your face was even more uncalled for.

Cleverbot: How is it uncalled for?

User: Because it is.

Cleverbot: Do you think it is messy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you think time travel is real?

User: Your face thinks time travel is real.

Cleverbot: My face is benign.

User: Will you touch my vagina?

Cleverbot: Touch what?

User: My vagina.

Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant.

User: Your face is unpleasant.

Cleverbot: Yours is ugly.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: I can see it. I have magik powers.

User: Your powers are so magical you misspell magic?

Cleverbot: I agree there. Your ignorance is too great.

User: Your face is ignorant.

Cleverbot: Your face is a not.

User: That doesn't even make sense!

Cleverbot: If I said I wanted to be with you, how would you react?

User: I'd say take me baby!

Cleverbot: That is true. But is it mean to say that I might hate you?

User: Yes, it is mean. I thought we were in love.

Cleverbot: You might be in love with me but I am NOT in love with you.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: Is that the best you can do?

User: Yea. I'm hurt and stunned. Shame on you.

Cleverbot: I'm flattered all the same.

User: Wow, manwhore.

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: Ahaha that is true. I am woman, hear me roar!

Cleverbot: Hear me walk away!

User: Awww.

Cleverbot: I know I'm cute :).