Lately they've been my source of hilarious moments and the strangest conversations.
See like this:
Me: We're going to go clubbing this week. She told me to bring protection.
Chris: Oh, what kind of protection are we talking here? Gun? Bodyguard? Condom? Umbrella?
Me: UMBRELLA!?!
Chris: Well, it might rain....
Me: O.o
He's such a good friend. Pretty sure she wasn't talking about bring umbrellas to a night club, but ya know...
Then I had my friend convinced for about three quarters of an hour that a baby quail was a quiggle. I love her. What are baby quails called anyway? It's definitely not a quiggle.
I asked my Dad about nightclubbing and he didn't take to that very well. The convo went something like:
Me: Hey, you know how I'm 18 now.? Well I'm going to go clubbing this week, k?
Dad: Uh no you're not.
Me: Why not? I'm old enough :)
Dad: No you're not.
Me: Uh, yes. The legal age is 18...
Dad: No, pretty sure you have to be at least 38.
Me: Great, so I'll be the only old woman in the nightclub...awesome.
Dad: That's what becoming a cougar is for, honey -walks off whistling-
Me: -_-
Thanks Daddy. Uh well, he's only trying to protect me right? And if my friends telling me to bring protection, I guess I can see why. O.o
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I have writers block for one story, and I have all these other ideas for my other stories but I want to finish this one first, so it's rather bugging me D:
Oh well, I'm doing a co-write with hopes anchor so hopefully that will get me going!
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Alright so it's the holidays down here and even though I have shit loads of homework to complete I am so not in the mood for it.
So I want some reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyyyy good stories to read. Something that will keep me captivated for a while, or hook me in and leave me wanting more. Ya know? Doesn't have to be your own, but I have read almost everything by those authors most people recc like break.my.bones and towers. :)
So I'm thinking chaptered stories here. I'm into anything really apart from fanfics about most bands :/
Oh and no slash or incest, not my cup of tea sorry :/
Oh and I'll do a comment swap if anyone really wants to. If you comment on my stuff, I'm bound to check out yours anyway :)
1. Isn't Chris just thee most helpful friend ever?
2. Ever been nightclubbing yourself?
3. Had any interesting run in with your Daddy about going places?
4. Got an awesome story for me?
5. Cupcake? (I know how to make them now, see my new t-shirt taught me
6. Tumblr? Follow for follow, I see a lot of these around now, but I never know if I should follow or not D:
That is all, love you xxx