I Will Be Someones Assistant For The Day

Okay, so basically I am going to wait until eleven for people to put down their names, or say they want to do it. Then I`m going to put everyones name in a bowl, because I don`t have a hat, and I`m randomly going to pick one, and the one I pick I will be their assistant for the day. They can have me do anything they want. Talk to them, be their friend, comment on their stuff, advertise their stuff, what ever they want. So who is in? I`m going to do this every week, but I think I`m doing it different next week.(: