Coffee breaks.

Overrated? Outdated? Not that it truly matters to me because I really am considering driving to sit and drink coffee at Starbucks by myself in a corner like a total loser. Pumpkin spice latte, you have been calling my name; and I am so ravishing you.

I was never one of those kids who brought along a laptop while enjoying my Starbucks experience, because, really? Do people not realize that entertainment is happening right before their eyes?People watching.

Creepy? Pathetic? Or high-fucking-larious? I am going with latter, thank you.

I'm hoping to spot myself some good ol' self proclaimed hipsters, because that shit never get's old. I'm not being a bitch, or being judgmental in any way, shape or form. I just find it funny when they are around me. All those layers of American Apparel and old floral prints that look like something that would be considered hip back in your grandmother's day. I'm not even being bitter, it really just makes me laugh.

I digress. I know I appear kind of stupid looking as well, to most.

My favorite though, is the 'wigger' sightings. Harmless in all honesty, just kind of a WTF? Type of experience to be beheld. Grow up where I have, you'll understand why the term makes you cringe.

And then there is losers like me. By themselves. Looking really stupid.

Yay, we all win!

Point is: We are all stupid or questionable in one way or another, and tis ok. :) And well, I really want coffee so I just visualized what usually happens when I walk into Starbucks.

Coffee awaits me in agony.

Over and out.

P.S.
What's your favorite Starbucks drink? Don't even lie and say it's not orgasmic. Or I will question if you even have a soul.