Why? Why? Why?

It's not fair. At all.
I can't get the new Kerrang, I'm not going to Vickis on Saturday, I can't use the phone and
It's not my freaking fault.

Yeah, this is what happened.
I was just sat, minding my own buisness, when my mum calls me in to look at jackets on the compy. So I do.
And I said that I didn't particularly like the style. So she was like, yeah, whatever and tells me to go and find a style that I like then. So I said okay, and I start to look.

Suddenly, Mum starts on about how 'I'm gonna go all blank faced and gormless the monent we hit the shops' which is totally not true
So I say 'Not I'm not.' But she ignores me, so I say it again. She ignores me still, carrying on about how I'm gonna act like a gormless twit. So I say it a bit louder.

This, apparently was very 'disrespectful, rude and bad mannered'
I try to apologize, saying that I thought she was ignoring me. But that didn't help. So apparently I wound her up emmensley (sp?) and was very disrespectful, rude, and bad mannered and are not allowed any of the aforementioned things.

That was totally unfair and uncalled for, don't you agree?

I am now in a state of war with my mother, in my room, iPod on full blast.