Cougars

Eh I think I'm just cranky. and now I'm hungry and I have a huge stomach ache. what the hell's going on today.
I have to be at work in a few hours but eh.
one question... why do girls like using weird fake nails ? and eh why do they like guys doing them for them ?
I hate having to do nails and they ALWAYS ask me to do them. :(

also if today another lady flirts with me and calls me cute i'm going to call child services. i'm still underage you know ? EEEEEH FEMALE PEDOPHILES = COUGARS. not into them ! just if they're... very hot :)

Like this morning this lady grabbed my cheek and said I was the cutes asian she had ever seen and then asked me if I wanted to eat anything with her.
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EH... It's true here in America we have some weird and blunt ladies. At least she wasn't blunt enough to say she wanted to strap me down on her leopard print bed while I have some cat ears on and her 32 cats are walking around us just watching as she tries to act sexy with a leather dress and a whip... I need to stop watching Catwoman at night and Cougar Town with my mom.

Though that woman is SEXY