Untittled.

Dudes. I just swallowed a whole pretzel.
I'm gonna die.

Guess what?
I actually really like To Kill A Mockingbird.
There's a part where Scout says "Can you pass the d*mn ham, please?"
I was like... Rolling on the floor laughing..
I'm not sure why it's so funny, but I'm laughing right now too.

I think I'm gonna name my daughter Scout.

You know what I hate?
People that only like bands for their looks.
I mean like for real, come on.

So when I see "Ohemeffgee, Never Shout Never is the best metal band evarrr."
It's like "Excuse me?"
"Oh oh, I totally meant like, Oli Sykes."
"...What?"
"Yeah, you know, that sexy guy. What's his band?"

I've had this conversation with my 'friend'.
She's a pretty major try hard...
She once said You Me At Six was one of her favorite screamo bands.
Why..? Because I love You Me At Six.
Ughh. Why can't people just be themselves?