Aaah! I'm reading desperate! (please help) - I never do this, but Naru fanfics?

Honestly, I never thought I'd do this. I mean, I get so fed up with fanfics in general, but after reading
This Today
I've decided, what the heck? I need to get back in to this.
So I started searching, but I really couldn't find any good, finished, ones that I wanted to read.

So can you recommend any Naruto fanfics? Like, the whole thing, not just Naruto.
Anything but:
-Madara (yes, people seriously write fanfics about him *shudder*)
-ItaNaru (scaaaring!)
-ItaSasu (I don't know, just *starts shaking violently*)
-Something with Yaoi as the main focuss (sorry, just, not now. I mean, I don't care if it's mentioned, but yeah, no)
-something that's a one/three shot. I want something that's long, to entertain me.
-Something with sucky grammar. 'nuf said.

Okay, so I know that makes me look like a picky, hormonal b*tch, but sorry! I'm just fed up with clicking over-and-over, on things that are horrible examples of writing..
[stops rambling and raving]

Anyways, thanks? :)

-Ells