Effort.

DearDiary Journal,
I have been informed that this isn't for silly spam, I have to put effort into this.DARN . So I will.

Dear Journal,
I like this website so far, the people welcoming, and helpful. But I've been so busy trying to decorate that profile, [which still needs work] that I forgot why I'm really here...tocreep WRITE/TYPE !

Dear Journal,
I just tried to preview how you would look, but it say's you are too small to even examine. According to them I only have 62 words, I need about a hundred, or more. So, I will type more words so I can view you. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Dear Journal,
Those extra "da's" helped, awesome. I got to view you. You looked about ready to submit to the world. But you're my journal, MINE.

Dear Journal,
I thought it over, I will share you.