I get it, coffee. I get it.

You don't want me to drink you. Fine, I won't. Ever again.

I drank half a small latte a few hours ago, and I feel like I'm going to throw up/my stomach hurts. Basically, I feel like sh*t.
This has happened before, though never this bad...so I guess it's kinda my fault and I shoulda seen it coming.
Orrr...we could blame the incredibly cute male barista. I walked in to get icecream, and then I saw him. And then he smiled at me, and it all went downhill from there.
I've seen entirely too many gorgeous guys today. And they've all had girlfriends(barista guy was with the ice-cream girl), so...I'm not quite sure what the universe is trying to tell me. Whatever it is, I don't think I appreciate it.
I get it, I'm single. Good to know you don't love me either, Universe.

Does anyone know why I would feel sick after drinking coffee? I googled it, and I got like fifty different reasons. And while some were amusing; apparently, I'm sensitive to the alien mind control serum snuck into our coffee and my body is desperately rejecting it (Not even kidding. This is why you lose and Google wins, Yahoo.), none of them were really helpful. And since my dad is a coffee addict and thinks I should be drinking straight espresso three times a day like him, I feel like he won't be helpful either. Actually, I feel like he'll laugh at me. And then make me coffee.

Help? It's been suggested that it's caffeine overdose/intolerance, but I don't think that's it.

On a random note...my iPod auto-corrects 'ferl' to Ferlinghetti. I have no idea what a Ferlinghetti is...but it amused me, so I'm sharing it with you, Mibba.
(I take pity laughs, don't worry. Laugh for the sick person?)

Signing off, the Koala; supreme leader of all Australian cuteness. Including surfer boys.
(Yeah, that's right. I went there.)