His name wasn't Pointus, it was "PURE MAD MENTAL PAUL PILATEY FAE POSSIL PARK."
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Anyway...
As I stare from my window, seeing the sulphuric stars in the streams of time, one notices how sublime it all is and why all the Romantics were totally wrong.
As were the New Romantics - the piratey precursor to Emo who begat Scene and Scene begat Hipster and Hipster begat Issac and Issac begat Elvis and Elvis begat Lisa and Lisa begat Mona Lisa and Mona Lisa begat Mona the Vampire and Mona the Vampire begat Edward Cullen and Edward Cullen begat Cullen Skink and Cullen Ckink begat Chicken Noodle and Chicken Noodle begat Pot Noodle and Pot Noodle begat Pol Pot.
So, essentially, blame Adam Ant for all dat stuff. Boo Adam Ant! David Bowie owned your ass dressed as a CREEPY clown and then got an epic UK show named after his songs. You're just an Ant. Boooooooo.
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