Arne går mot døra. His brain oozes out.

Arne walks to the door
Thinking thoughts he has thought a thousand times already.
As usual dressed in black, a pale, pale face with a
matching mustache. A matching mustache!
The stairs seem damn long ...
Arne humming a song depresivly!
Downstairs awaits a door ... before I'm down, thinks Arne, I'm sure I'm dead.
What is the meaning of life Arne ponders.
But the poor guy, before he finds the answer Arne stumbles .
Steps on the stairs, he breaks more bones.
Oh hey the steps, in which crushed his face, now Arne is not particularly pretty.
Neck broken with a dry brittle crack. And the brain oozes out of a huge crack!
Both eyes pop out!
Oh no, think Arne! I do not look!
Arne was a star who was refused to shine, but he lives forever in a song.
As a small child of only four had the pleasure to find .., a battered corpse in a stairwell.

Arne was not allowed to live, but a poor little kid of only four years,
said the psychiatrist to heal the child's emotional wounds ...
But the child only smiled, it was better than on television, it was better than on television,
it was better than on TV

I just gave you the lyrics to a norwegian song, translated with google xD

It's a song by the band: Bare Egil Band. Google it, and find the song Arne, går mot døra.

You'll love it.