Thanks (Not)...

So to day in my english class, some "popular kids" (who all sit around me) were joking around, and this is how the conversation went. I'm going to use fake names to keep identities a secret. (expect my name)

Maggie: Hey Tray, guess who Alex likes?
Tray: Who?
Maggie: Payton!
Alex: Ew.
*Tray laughs*
(meanwhile, I'm literally in between all of them)
Maggie: I'm just kidding. Payton, do you think Alex is cute?
Me: I think he has pretty eyes, but I don't think he's cute.
Maggie: Do you think Tray is cute?
Me: No
Maggie: Do you think Charles if cute?
Me: No
Maggie: Who do you think is cute?
Me: My boyfriend.
*silence*
Maggie: You have a boyfriend?
Me: Yeah.
Maggie: Who is he?
Me: He doesn't go here.
Mary: Oh, that guy on your Facebook?
Me:Yeah
Charles: Where does he go?
Me: (answer here)
Charles: How old is he?
Me: He's a junior
Tray: YOU have a boyfriend?
Charles: YOU have a boyfriend who's a junior?
*more laughter*
Mary: Yeah, there's pictures of them kissing on her Facebook
Maggie: Photoshopped!
Tray: He must have a small dick
Charles: Yeah
*more laughter from them*
Me: Is it really that unbelievable that I have a boyfriend?
Maggie, Tray, and Charles: Yes

Thanks for that vote of confidence.