If you have excellent ideas, are committed and love telling people what to do, I may just need you!

Okay, so I need a life coach or something.
I have an inconsistant idea of who I wanna be, but I believe I can be whomever that may be. I want to be me, don't get me wrong. But a better me would be nice.
I'm just so tired of being unorganised, feeling and looking like crap. I want to be fitter, healthier...just better! I feel lazy and hopeless. I have no idea where to start.
I need help setting goals and completing them. I'm very busy and usually can't be arsed to do what I'd like to get done. It sucks. What I need is somebody to nag me. Somebody who wouldn't mind asking what I've done and then telling me to try harder. At least I'd then feel pressured to do what I need to, that's usually the only way I get things done.
In return I could help you with the same thing! Or something else, just ask :D
Who knows? Could be the start of an amazing mibba friendship.
If anybody is interested, just let me know.
Thanks,
Julie Anne