My Story To Dante

Once upon a time...
There was this boy

Dante: *squealss with excitement*

And his name was... Dan... te :D

Dante: =_=

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And ever since he was young.
He liked to run around with no clothes on.

Dante: then?

WAIT A MINUTE
:D
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And he scared people with his amazingly awesome peepee
But, they loved the sight of it.
And wanted to be him.
And sex him.
But to prove that he was gay, he ran around with "Anti-Vag" painted on his chest.

Dante: o.O

:D
So the women were disappointed.
Then, an Italian man spotted this naked boy.
And fell in love with his big butt.
And wanted to smack it.
So he went up to Dante and said "I don't like vaginas either."
And Dante thought that for once, someone was finally like him.
So he asked him his name.
And the Italina boy said "Demi."

Dante: ouu i like this

And because this boy was jealous, he made Dante wear pants, so only he could see his glorious nakedness.
And once he was in the finest silk thong, because that was the only thing Dante wanted to wear, they went to the club.

Dante: ....
Asher Dal 7:24 pm
:D
Not done yet.
And they danced all nice, just shaking to the music.
But then they realized how much they both wanted one another.

Dante: O.O

So Demi took Dante away to his hotel
And they then proceeded to have sex and make the walls shake.
And when they saw how amazing it was, they decided to get married.
And live happily ever after.