Religion, Boobs, and Beanie Babies? WHAT IS THIS JOURNAL EVEN ABOUT?!

I put my green card, in my right shoe, something something, right shoe.

Anyone else know what that's from? No? Okay, I'll shut up then....

OH, guys! I made a startling discovery today!

Boobs suck. No, seriously. I'm not making any boob jokes here, all they do is get in the way, and give people something to stare at e_e. I've decided to call them Awkward Lumps.

OH, and also, sometimes I think even God is sexist >.< Not because of Awkward Lumps, just because women are so looked down on, and are basically seen as baby makers, and that's it. THANKS A LOT, B*TCH. (Please don't kill with me a strike of lightning XD)

Okay, I'm going to say this now so I don't get a million comments saying "You suck cause your a christian." DID I SAY YOU HAD TO BE? Nope, I didn't. I'm going to clarify that I don't give a f*ck what religion you are, or lack of. Because I'm pretty laid back, y'know? We don't have the same opinion, that's cool. We're all cool. No need to call me a homophobe and a ignorant b*tch, kay? I'm not shoving this down your throat, I'm just mentioning that I'm a christian.. okay?

Yeah... That was just a rant about some a**holes today yelling at me because I'm a christian, but I did want to make sure I wasn't offending anyone. Soo... yesh.

WOW, religion, sexist, AND BOOBS. What great topics! -.- Haha.

SO. In other none touchy subject news (Hah... that kind of sounded like a boob joke... or maybe I''ve been awake too long, and it doesn't sound like a boob joke at all... Huh. I NEED SLEEP), I got a new Beanie Baby today! ^.^

Yes, I still collect Beanie Babies, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

XD

I got this one Image I know it's name is Sheets, but I named it Felix :3 FELIX THE GHOST!

o_o This Journal has been random none sense. I apologize.

I got him because I've never seen a Ghost one before (: I will admit, more then a few people stared at me looking at the shelf of beanie babies. WHAT?! CAN'T AN EIGHT TEEN YEAR OLD LOOK AT BEANIE BABIES?! XD

Whatev's man, IMMA BUY UP ALL YALL'S BEANIE BABIES. <_<

Love you, fellow Mibbians! <3
April 10th, 2011 at 04:58am