Addicting Music

Ugh! I can't find this one song anywhere!!!! I was wondering if anyone knew where I could find this really bizarre, but funny and not at all sappy song about being a loser. I think part of the lyrics were "No I don't want to be a loser, but its just what i am." If anyone knows this song please let me know, or give me a clue! I'm desperate here!!! And on another note, leave some of your favorite songs, I'm looking for new music all the time, but I also really want to know what that song was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!