14 year old pedophile

Eh ?! I've been "insulted" by being called a girl, a fag, a good for nothing chinese, an immature jerk and other things I laughed at but eeeeh I've never been called a 14 year old looking pedophile.

Hehe. I was at the store today buying cigarettes and this old lady was eyeing me up and down and said "you look like a fourteen year old pedophile". She probably said it because I was with my friend who is like 5'2 tall and I'm 5'9 and she DOES look like a baby girl. But what kind of "insult" is that ? Hehe, I've never seen a fourteen year old this tall with this ABS AND WITH THESE TATTOOS. EEEEEEEEEEH.

I did laugh but not as much as my friend did. Besides what fourteen year old is a PEDOPHILE ?

I'm in a good mood today :)
Oh and I'm also a perv for hugging a girl... Eh ?