someone please help me. i need help. PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE?!?!?!

I need a topic that ISN'T leaning toward a particular sexual orientation....can anyone help me with this predicament?

and why does my enty have to have 100 words? that's stupid...not really but oh well i shall follow the rules...
I LOVE PIE DOES ANYONE:
1. have a topic?
2. understand my question above?
3.like pie
4. if the answer to number 3 is yes; what kind? O.o
5. and lastly what is your favorite ting to write about?

answer these questions and i will love you forever. okay I need to understand eally quickly so type! TYPE I SAY TYPE! respond quickly to these questions. Please and thank ou. bbbyyyyyyeeee!!!!