25 Reasons Guys Were Put On Earth

1. Provide frustration to our already complicated lives
2. Eat all the junk food
3. Buy the popcorn
4. Something to laugh at
5. Reason to use frebreeze
6. So we can have a girls-night-out
7. Give us something to cry over
8. We can blame them for getting us lost
9. Futbol Italiano!!!!
10. To tell them things we didn’t even know we knew
11. They can go crazy over the little things we do
12. Praise our undying beauty
13. To dream of
14. So we don’ have to throw out the leftovers
15. Tackle the dirtiest jobs we simply don’t want to do
16. Make meaningless decisions we are unable to
17. Enforce ‘our-own-little-world’
18. Go on and on about that one mistake we made
19. To add more of the brilliant female species
20. To leave the toilet seat up for everyone to ‘enjoy’
21. For us to love, even if they are immature apes
22. God’s poor attempt of competition
23. Buy us pretty things
24. Defeat the term What a Wonderful World
25. To love us for who we are
June 21st, 2011 at 07:44am