Green Thumbs.

Alright, I'll be honest, I do absolutely nothing to help this world. Sure, I think about it, just like everyone else, but I never exactly planted a tree on my own, or held a protest against killing rhinos for their horns. Recycle, check. Reuse, check. I'm not sure I can say I reduce. I usually have ten room lights on when I'm home alone, and I don't hesitate to waste food. Basically, all I'm saying is I'm a monster. I'm the reason this world is fucked up. I'm pretty sure you're the same, whether you agree with me or not. I guess you would say my green is the size of my pinkie toe.

Well, moving on.

Is it safe to eat potato skin? Cause it's really dirty, but I have this weird feeling it's the most nutritious part. Maybe I'm wrong. It just came to my head seeing as I'm eating a baked potato. Oh the greatness of a microwave. Also, my mom always asks if my food taste good when I'm eating. I mean seriously. Do you think I'd be eating it if it was horrible?

Anyways.

I hate horror. It's death defying. When my friends want to watch a horror I take a bus straight home! It's a bad fear of mine. The fear of.. scary stuff? Everyone has a fear for that. I've only watched two or three horrors. That's because my friends are dicks. I'm allowed to say that, right?

Today I babysat my cousin's kids. One of them was a pain. She kept nagging me about stuff. Can we go to the park? Can we draw? What's this? What's that mean? Why's that? I want to scream in her face, to be honest. But the other one can't talk yet. But he points at everything and either says "Mama" or "Ball". He fell asleep and I was holding him so my left arm lost blood. But I didn't really care since he looked so adorable.

Well, I'm curious for your opinion.

1. How big is your green finger/toe?
2. Do you eat potato skins?
3. Do you like horror?
4. Most nagging person you know?
5. Best natural singer? (Like live, not studio done)
July 13th, 2011 at 08:39am