How to Live Lesson 1) How to make eggs

Making Scrambled Eggs

First, take out a small to medium frying pan.

Take out eggs (if cooking for yourself 1-2 will do for more, up the ante)

Crack eggs into pan

Turn burner on High

Walk away. When you smell burning scramble the eggs with a fork

Enjoy.

P.S.
If you enjoy your eggs cheesy put cheese on after scrambling and put frying pan in microwave for 30-60 seconds

Disclaimer
results may vary, stoves are hot and may cause sever to fatal burns, cats do not belong in microwaves. Side effects may include, loss of appetite, nausea, and loss of brain cells