Dear WORD, Kindly STFU

I wish that computers had throats so that I could choke them when I get pissed off and frustrated.
Woops.
That probably scared a third of you off thinking I'm a maniacal serial killer.
>.>
<.<
Thats not the point.
Anyway.
I'm kind of pissed at the Microsoft Program Word, if you couldn't tell by my *lovely* and *sophisticated* journal title. -note sarcasm-
You know those squiggly green lines everywhere? Yeah, I know grammar. I know it better than that damn computer program, and I know WHAT VERB CONFUSION IS. It doesn't. I know there's that nifty little "Ignore" button, but it doesn't mean permanently ignore, it means "Oh Hai there, I'm your friendly green line and I'll pop back up in about twenty words. Haaave fun!"
ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!!
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Right-oh.
On to business then?
So as some of you (probably no one, actually, since no one reads my stories) might have noticed, I've stopped writing.
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Not permanently! Just for now. Mostly because:
*I have two school projects due in like....a week and a half?
*No one reads my crap anyway -.-" _insert pity party here_
*I don't really know which story to update.
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So commenters, here's what I want to know.
Computer programs that piss you off?
Best spongebob picture?
Which story should I update?
Comment Swap?

Lots of Love and Leather Pants,
dizzy the dreamer