I freakin' hate cake.
Seriously. Words can not describe my feelings for this abomination
Sure, it looks nice now. But one bite and it's all
I don't know what it is about cake, but I can not manage to eat more than a bite of it. I think it may be the texture. Give me a pastry any day
You must all be thinking "blasphemy! Cake is awesome! Let's all worship cake!" But no, you're wrong my friend, so wrong. Cake is evil, evil I tell you!
I think I know where this all started. When I was little, I always insisted that my mother made the birthday cake instead of buying it, because shop brought cakes have all this disgusting icing and jam and usually the cake is stale anyway. Why do you need that much icing?! Is it to cover up the "quality" of the cake? Or is the aim of all cake manufacturers to make sure everyone has diabetes by the age of 25. So. Much. Sugar.
Each year, I ate less and less of my birthday cake until, eventually, I just don't eat it at all. Mum makes a chocolate brownie "cake" or cookie instead. Seventeen, and I don't like cake. How sad.
So yes, my children, it is true. I do not like cake.
Ranting aside, I am also here to whore out my new contest
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