Stupid effing piano notes! ~rant/questions/random thoughts~

So my boyfriend is determined to teach me how to play the piano even though I have explained to him that me and pianos are sworn enemies...

*FLASHBACK*

7th and 8th grade I was forced into taking piano lessons by the school (all kids had to) and the music teacher Mr. Bair hated me. He absolutely loathed me...so i cheated and had my friend Chase play my music for me...got caught...you know the rest.

*END OF FLASHBACK*

So, he is determined to teach me, so I figured I would get a head start and start memorizing notes by playing this piano game for little kids learning..and it hardcore kicked my a*s... not kidding. I failed...multiple times. Chalk one up for the kiddie game

Oh and the whole reason he wants to teach me is because he is some crazy music genius who plays clarinet, piano, drums, and guitar...and I think it kills him that I am musically handicapped XD

~QUESTIONS~
1. Do you play any instruments?
2. If so, what? If not, do you ever feel like, less talented?
3. Do you like apples?
4. Ever been to the beach?
5. Did you know penguins have 3 nostrils?

So I think I will conclude this with something to make you think....imagine how many blades of grass cover this earth....whats your estimate?

Bye loves :)