Did I really say that?

I really suck at comebacks. I was watching this beer commercial (gag) and this stereotypical blonde appeared holding, what else, a case of beer. All I said was that she was unattractive and why would they put women like that to persuade men to drink beer?

It's like I just said the Beatles suck or something. Daddy was like, "No, don't say that. That woman is obviously not ugly, she is sexy." [Yeah, my dad is weird.] I argued that her face was caked with make up and looked like she hasn't eaten in years. "Why do you need a woman to convince you to drink beer anyway?" I asked. He said, "Alright you think she's ugly? Why don't I put something up there that really is ugly."

And I say...

"What? Are you going to a picture of *me* up there?"

Don't hurt his feelings Christine:P He might cry. [Sarcasm.]