Why?

My sister. Oh, I love her. She's a bit...mad, though. Here are some of my favorite quotes from her:

"Do mermaids have pockets?"

"Welcome to Masculine Cupcakes, where every cupcake is filled with love and testosterone!"

"I was born to eat cheese."

"Do you get fresh? Because I get saucy."

"The f**k is a mer pool?"

"The toes make the fin..."

"I boop your nose."

"Jimjams....that word is horrifying..."

As you can tell, my sister is obsessed with mermaids. Actually, we're both obsessed with this show called H2O.

Why?

Because. It's about Australian mermaids, friendship, and powers. Damn straight, I'm watching it. But my sister is just so....weird about it.

Ridiculous...she's simply ridiculous.

After everything she says, I always think: Wth? or Why?

God, I love her.