Can I stalk you? [+questions]

No. I'm kidding. I don't want to stalk you. I don't even know you. You probably live like a billion miles away.

Ha. Did you like the whole stalk thing? I'm bored and feel completely off today so sorry if I came off creepy. Have you ever just had one of those days where you just want to go wrangle someone's neck? Maybe I'm just the only one who enjoys violence. No. I hate violence. I just... someone's irritating the crap out of me. I hate it.

Anyways...

I should probably get off soon. I have to go to a music lesson. :) SO, answer me some questions!

Questions.

1. What have you done today?
2. Anyone irritating the crap out of you? -.-
3. Favorite fruit?
4. If a unicorn and a magical jumping monkey made babies, what would they look like and be? xD