1. Don't you wish some people were made of Legos so you could just take them apart when they annoy you?
2. friends will bail you out of jail. . . BEST friends will be in the next cell laughing his head off saying "dude! u should have ran faster!"
3. That awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and you're the only one who still thinks that it's hilarious.
4. The awkward moment when you think you're doing really well in Mario Kart and then realize you've been looking at the wrong screen.
5. I'm so bored i feel like going to Wall-mart, putting on pajamas, setting up a tent in sporting goods and starting a slumber party
6. Lonely whispers fill my heart, as empty voices tear apart- my life, I watch the pieces scatter...Pretending that it doesn't matter :(
7. hates it when people wear my glasses, go wow you rely are blind, i don't go up to someone who cant walk, sit in their wheel chair and say wow you rely cant walk (no offense)
8. Finally found out that the plant I've been watering isn't real...
9. Okay i understand that you've got your swag on and all, but could you please pull up your pants and walk a little faster! (:
10. I wanna steal a krispy cream truck and go on a high speed chase cuz i think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a donut truck
11.Wonders why I turn the radio down in my car while looking for an address, like it helps me see better lol:)
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