Rawr.

So, I woke up this morning and I heard people screaming. I look outside and there was a huge ass fucking dinosaur in my backyard. I mean, this dinosaur was bigger than my best friend's boner. This dinosaur was green and red and it wouldn't stop eating people.
So my inital reaction was, "What the fuck,bruhh?, stop eating people ! You're getting the blood in my yard !"
And the dinosaur just went on his way, pretending I wasn't there. And that really pissed me off. Soooooooo, I shot him. With a BB gun. He sorta fell over, which made me laugh. Dude, he smashed my house. So now I'm living outside with only a banana for survival.

True story, broski's.