Lonely in Alaska.Tom Mikey had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.
After about six months of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door.
He opened it and a huge, bearded man was standing there.
"Name'sBruno Bob, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night...thought you might like to come. About 5:00."
"Great", saysTom Mikey, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, Thank you."
AsBruno Bob left, he stopped. "Gotta warn you ...... Be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" saysTom Mikey. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man started to leave and stopped...
"More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too."
"Well, I get along with people; I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too!"
"Now that's really not a problem," saysTom Mikey, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there".
"By the way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter .... Just gonna be the two of us."
I MCR'ed it up...you like!?! :470:
Was gonna do Gee & Frank...but then I thought booze & huge bearded people don't fit so I thought Mikey & Bob instead! :002:
The Mikey bit was just for me though...I could of made 'Tom' anyone but Gee! :009:
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