Scariest dream ever, u gaiz

I have been having some truly horrifying nightmares lately. And not just typical 'being chased by a murderer and I can barely move' or 'monster slowly eating every part of my body' nightmares. Oh no. Apparently, my nightmares need to be as weird as me.

So, what was this nightmare?

I sh*t out my own skeleton. The whole thing, too.

I know. Thinking about it rationally, it's funny. But I don't think you can completely understand how terrifying it is until you see your own skull floating in the toilet. I woke up and was like 'DA FUQ'.

And the worst part is, I keep having this bizarro dream, and every time I have it, it creeps me the f*ck out! It never fails! Just when I think it's over, my skull's in the toilet going 'LOL HAI THAR'.

Questions:

1. Weirdest dream you've ever had?
2. What scares you?