These seagulls are awesome

Yeah. So I'm at the beach and there's seagulls here. Tons of them. And these are no ordinary gulls.

They are freakin' GANGSTA, yo.

I'm completely serious. They stone-cold mobbed a couple who was playing UNO on the beach. They walked up all puffy and BAMFin', and they were all 'Bread, motherf*ckers. DO YOU HAVE IT??' Those poor people ran and hid in their car. They're still in there. And I'm kind of annoyed because I have Chex Mix that I can't eat because of those birds.

They're battling now. I swear. There's two groups of them...and they're battling. It's like a feathery gang fight. I'm going to hide in the house so I don't get shot or pecked to death.

QUESTIONS FOR YOUUU~

1. Ever gotten attacked by an animal?
2. Do you like going to the beach?
3. Do you like Chex Mix?