I'm fat, ugly, and have big a** feet.

My dress to too tight. I can barely breathe and I almost broke the zipper trying to zip it on, and Brooke was laughing because she fit into it fine. I can't believe I don't fit into a size 2 dress size anymore! I feel fat.
I'm also wearing Brooke's shoes which are a size 6 and I finally squeezed into them but my fat feet are numb now. I can't like it. But I have to live with it. I'm not wearing my ugly shoes. Were going to get pedicures which should be fun. Then were grabbing a few cases of beer from the bar in the basement and heading out to the party.
I have a zit on my forehead. I don't know how it got there through the washing, exfoliating, and clay masks I apply multiple times a day, but it did. So I'm layering on the foundation. The pop-the-sucker-and-run method doesn't work, it only makes it bigger. Trust me.
So me and my fat ugly self are going tonight, and then I'm going to buy a size 3 dress afterwords *sniffles* I must have let myself go. I'm going to do what Brooke told me to do and suck in my gut, curl my toes, and go! Have a nice day everyone!