If I tell you not to read this, will it make you want to even more?

I only ask because I want to be a selfish little cheap whore.
TRANSLATION: Comment swap!
I will have to somehow make this entree non-spammy, though, so I will tell you how my cross country race went

I had to wake up at 5am in the morning to get to the school at a quarter to six, get on the bus, and sleep for two hours while the cute boy behind me rubbed the ears on my kitty hat. Kinky, I know.
Then we got there, I didn't have time to walk the course, I warmed up, went to the starting line, and was doing amazing (top ten bitches!) until the first hiill, which I thought was the last hill. So after coming off it, I started a brilliant sprint that made my team go AW HELL YA SHE'S OURS! And then I rolled my ankle. Did I stop? Oh eff no, I didn't even feel it. So I kept running, and found the real second hill, this giant monster that was so bad I actually had to walk part of it. I then got lost, unsure where the finish was, and sprinted my kick three diff times. This made me roll my other ankle, and I barely made it through the finish line. WHERE I GOT CUT OFF AFTER THE RACE ENDED. so instead of 55th out of 173 I was 56th out of 173. And then they spelled my name wrong...

So, whore me your's for The Regrets She Had
and comment about your Saturdays.