Uh, can I work at a grocery store from now on? At a Stop & Shop nearby, there's this really hot guy that works in produce. I saw him filling a gigantic box with watermelons.
I've never seen someone so hot in my life. I'm in awe. I want to do all of my grocery shopping there from now on lmao. I'm kidding, that's creepy. But have you ever seen someone so sexy in your life, like, sexy enough to the point where you're considering stalking them? (I won't. I'll just dream of it.)
The thing is, he wasn't "my type." Not from what I could tell, at least. The one thing I really liked, though, is that he had the emo glasses. The thick square frames. They weren't Raybands or anything like that. But he just had a (now I know this is weird) hot neck.
Never before have I liked someone's neck, or even noticed it before. But there's just something about his that was soo...hot.
His name was Ryan (I saw his name-tag.)
Ryan, if you ever see this, will you marry me? Please and thank you.
I lol when a commercial where the actors are so monotone or extremely awkward. Especially when they're talking about something fun. A commercial for a toy store just came on and they were all, "Yeah... My kid... He has fun here... -insert forced grin here-. Come visit some time..." talking all slow, really shyly. I just had deja vu.
Byebye. <3
Oh yeah, you stack those watermelons, Mr. Hot Man. (Sexiest man alive.)
September 13th, 2011 at 02:52am