He's not Flash Gordan, dumb ass!

I was just chillin' in Science, and my friend Rachel asked who Flash's secret identity was. I'm a nerd, so I was all "Duh, it's Jay Garrick."(I'm talking about the original here, cuz there are like, 4 Flashs). But no. Someone else suggested that Flash's secret identity was Gordan.

What....

the....

F*CK?!

Dude! Flash Gordan and Flash are different characters. Seriously. Say they are the same towards any nerd and prepared for a punch in the face. No.

Also, who do you think would win in a fight: Batman or Wolverine? I've been discussing this a lot lately...

(I'm totally Batman).
September 30th, 2011 at 03:38am