Katsumi Tells All: Why Craven Why, All Questions I'd Ask Him Pertaining To All 4 Scream Films Mild Spoilers

Why Craven Why?

Yes I’m Journaling again for a second time and yes this is going to be spoiler filled if you cant tell from my title and my reposting it as in the actual Journal part this is all about why certain people had to die in the Scream movies and why some people are never mentioned again after their small parts.

We’ll start with Tatum why Wes why she was such a great friend to Sid and she was just one of your more belivable charecters I mean I have my idea’s and thoughts on why she had to go, number one being when they’re shopping for the party later that night at Stu’s (Her boyfriend’s) house Ghost Face is following them and she does tell Sid Billy has a small penis (Can I say penis or do I need to edit it?) So I guess if you assume Billy is the one following them then yeah I guess I could see her dying and of course as Randy states there is always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.

Next is lovable Billy Wanna Be Stu Mocker why Wes why he could have been great as just a normal guy why’d you have to go and let Billy f’ck with his head and make him a crazy killer who happened to have a thing for Sid, and then you had to kill him why Wes why?

So while I’m writing this I’m watching Scream 2 and its about to get to the saddest part in the film poor Randy is about to get all SLICED N DICED as he would have put it, so we’re going to skip to his death and then I’ll go back to Scream

Why Wes why Randy was such a freaking amazing character and why’d you kill him like you did huh? Come on he knows the rules like the back of his hand he’d have never back up against a van like that we all know that’s a Horror movie no no, so why Wes why? I feel like I cant ask that enough and then you bring him back to life for a minute in Scream 3 in that crappy new rules video, again I have to ask why couldn’t you have either left him dead or brought him back to life for real?

Maybe I’m just a crazy fan who needs a but they found and call the cops fast enough that its very plausible that he could have been saved he was such a freaking genius seriously why???

Why Wes why did you show us the Death of Principal Hembry seriously I mean we see Drew Barrymore hanging from a Tree we see her boy friend Steven gutted well we kind of see it in but you couldn’t show the actual death scene or him hanging from the flag? Yeah I know I’m a sick-O who needs to be in an institution for my sick thoughts

Jumping around a little bit the next one skips all the way to Scream 4 why Wes why did you have to take Red Right Hand out of the movie and why oh why didn’t we get to see you do a Cameo this time around huh?

Wes why my friend why in Scream 2 did you have to kill of Derek he was a nice guy compared to her last boyfriend why couldn’t she keep him he’d have made a great Doctor some day and why in the heck did you make him sing “I Think I love You” from the film “Top Gun”, why oh why?

Another why from Scream 2 Wes why did you make Haily such a dummy to stand all the way away from Sid like that I mean are you trying to give the message you shouldn’t be Sids friend or what. What I am about to say next pleas do not take as a racist thing, even when you watch the Documentry they make a comment kind of like this so please don’t take this the wrong way its just kind of in the Horror book

Are you trying to hint at the blackguy girl in this case always dies in the horror movie I mean sure it happens in all the other horror movie cliché`’s but I always though Scream movie’s was about proving the cliché`’s wrong so why Wes oh why did Haily need to go?

No I’ve a really big why for Scream 3 Why Wes oh Why didn’t you tell Bob to slow his f-ing role down and wait till Kevin got a break from doing Dawsons Creek and his other movies to you know write a real and good plot for Scream three huh?

Why oh why Wes did you let the guys kill Cotton off he’d just started being friendly with Sid, had his own trash TV show things where going so good for Cotton he could have actually been the killer this time around and no one would have thought twice about it so why’d ya kill him off?

For heavens sake why Wes why did you let some one come up with the idea that Sid had a long lost brother? Sure it could be true but really it’s a pretty fare fetched idea

Why Wes, did the cop live and is being shown with Gale, Dew, Sid, at the end of it watching a movie yet in four he’s never heard of or mentioned again did he just fall of the face of the planet? Why Wes why did he live if he wasn’t going to be around anymore?

And now I’m going to go to head to my Scream 4 questions be warned I am going to be giving away one possible death and who a possible killer could be, so don’t blame me if you keep reading and find out something you don’t like.

Why Wes why do you have to kill of Kirby huh she could have been the next Randy she was smart I guess just not smart enough, but did you really killer her off? Why leave us hanging why huh?

Why oh Kevin yeah that’s right this one doesn’t go to Wes it goes to Kevin did you have to give us a pretty good plot but make the stinking Killer so creative? Why oh why couldn’t it have just been an actual copy cat or something, why oh why so freaking predictable?

Well that’s really all I’ve got so I’m going to leave you with my top four Scream quotes that’s one from each movie and the song Red Right hand. Actually if some one would tell me how I’d switch the lyrics out for a you tube vid assuming you actually read all the way to the end

“Because you mom was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone” Billy “And Lets Face It Side You Mom Was No Sharon Stone.” Stu Scream 1

“Typically, serial killers are white male.” Dewy “That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.” Randy Scream 2

“Are you okay?” Sid “I’ve been shot what do you think?” Gale Scream 3

Actually you know I’m going to stop there I cant really use Scream 4 not yet anyway my fave quote would give away the ending so I’ll just leave you with them quotes. So now I guess I’ve give you Red Right Hand.

He'll wrap you in his arms,
tell you that you've been a good boy
He'll rekindle all the dreams
it took you a lifetime to destroy
He'll reach deep into the hole,
heal your shrinking soul
Hey buddy, you know you're
never ever coming back
He's a god, he's a man,
he's a ghost, he's a guru
They're whispering his name
through this disappearing land
But hidden in his coat
is a red right hand

This is of course just a snip of the song if you want to hear the whole song look it up Red Right Hand by Nick Cave and the bad seed stay tuned for the next instalment of KTA