School Conversations...

Me: *eats banana*
Tawny (a friend): Don't Choke, Shawnee!!!
Gwen (another friend): Mash that banana in your mouth Shawnee!!!
Me: *glare, swallow* i always choke on my bananas!!!
Tawny: O.o

Tawny: That one has Tits!!!

Me: Did you know it isn't illegal to talk to tomatoes, Tawny???
Tawny: WTF
Me: heeheehee...

Tawny: I please her well... I please her REAL well...
Me: O.o

Tawny: *puts finger in the hole of Danielle's (also a friend) pants* I just touched your hole!
Danielle: Leave my hole alone!!! *smack*
Tawny: *touches hole again*
a little while later...
Tawny: Noes!!!
Me: hahaha
Danielle: Speaking of teddy bears, why don't you put a hole in your teddy bear???
Me: O.o Why would i do that???
Tawny: *questioning expression*
Danielle: So you can stick your finger in the hole!!!
Me: *concerned expression* *laughs*

Tawny: Did you just say rape?
Me: Yes, Tawny. I did. I rape people all the time.
Tawny: Do you now?
Me: Yes. I rape you, but you just don't know it.
Tawny: O.o

Me: *drinks milk*
Tawny: You're a sucker!
Me: At least I'll keep my future husband happy.

Tawny: I'm trying to seduce you with my food... *super serious expression* Is it working?

Ever had conversations like these with your friends, where if someone else over heard they would be clueless or simply give you a funny look??? Everyone has at least one crazy friend (in my case, it would be my entire group) that you end up having conversations like these... care to share one of your awkward/crazy/creepy conversations??? I promise i won't judge you. XD