I have this fantasy that I'll fall asleep on some dude's lap and when I wake up he's making the creeper face.

Oh, no, oh no, don't worry. It's the "innocent creeper face."

But, yeah, that's one of my many, many, many--many--fantasies. I just innocently fall asleep, and some hot unknowing dude happens to be on the spot where my head falls on, and bam! Love at first snore.

It's a dream. I'll make it happen. :l

What's a weird fantasy you have? It can be about food, toys, celebrities, etc. Anything. I just want some diversity in my life.

I also have another fantasy that I gain super karate powers and I can do cartwheels over the pizza line at school. :l It's a recent one. I mean, I get felt all over everyday in there. It's not... safe anymore.

TELL ME YOUR DARKEST FANTASIES.