If Your Having A Bad Day And Need A Smile, Or Just Feel Like Laughing, Read This

Well, I like this guy. His name is David. We text kind of a lot. One day, Janette (CherrynKiwi) stole my phone and texted him herself. This is their conversation. Whenever I’m in a bad mood or just want to laugh, I always go to this.

It’s copied word for word. The ‘D’s’ in the :D are exact number, as are the ‘…’s’. Everything is spelt just like in the text messages. And trust me, it’s hard.
We were sitting out in the rain in Janette’s yard, which is kind of a tradition of Janette and I. Rain or shine we’ll lay on a blanket in her yard every night. Rain was with us this time. She left sometime in it but I don’t know the exact place. I just know it was before the phone call.
The whole conversation we were laughing our asses off. I’m sure you will be too.
If you see:
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Then she sent a message twice.
If you see:
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Then Janette used multiple lines in one text.

Janette: hi this is janette
David: Umm whats up?
J: hanging out wuth kalin amd rain wbuu?
D: Haha watching t.v. And wishing i was with u guys/:
J: u should toattly hang out with us!!!! sorry i have spellin issuses
D: Haha same here.
J: U HABE SPELLIG ISSUSE TWO?!! :DDFDD
J: ubtw im not reatredtr
J: **retartedp
J: *** RERUCCKINGTARTED
J: retarted** FANLY
J: *FIANLLY
J: -.- I hate my spellomg
J: spelling*
D: I honestly think u spelled retarted ever possible way…lmfao i can see why rain and kalin hang out with u all the time(x
J: xD ikik
i fail epicly
aww thank
i fell so loved! XD u shiuld totallu hang out with ud!! :D
J: i hate the ipohone -.-
D: Lmfao
J: xD we all should yoattly hang out. no joke.
D: Yeah came with me and rain tomorrow.
D: *Come
J: WOOO U SPELLED SPMTHIJG WORNG!! :DDDDDDD. hahaj btw imma hang out wth chuu and kalin tpo
D: Haha what?
J: ima find u n rain n hangout with u guys and kalin!!! imma drag jer!!!
D: Haha ok then
J: :DD
D: Damn your a very exited person how much sugar did u have??!!
J: im not aloud to have sugar….. :DDDDDDD xD thats how i am narterly
D: Sounds like aric u guys would be perfect.
J: whos that? WAIT DID HE STRIP IN THE MIDDLE OF NORWAY?!
D: Haha once yeah.
J: ive done that to :P
-David sends picture of Aric-
D: This is aric and if u ask rain hes got badass abes.
J: hes prrrrredy i like abes
D: Haha hes got a twin.
J: ooo lala twins!!! :D hahaha they would be prrdey
D: Lmfao…if our friends could hear u they would just give u blank stares.
J: SO I CAN COLOR THEM!?! :DDDD
D: Haha umm no…sorry that would be awesome though/:
J: xD ikr id make them all prrdy n purple!! :DD PURPLE!! :DDDDDDD
D: Yuck purple
J: u know thats kalin fav color?? c:
J: LUL SMILY FACE! :D c:
D: Yuck purple..sorry kalin
J: she says ur lucky ur cute
D: Haha thanks(x…and if she wasent cute either we would have some promblems(xx lol jkjk
J:jahaahh welcome and she says awwwww ;))
D: Lol
J: barbie is fake…. Did u know that?
D: R U SERIOUS!!!!i have had a giant crush on a fake girl!!!?????LMFAO jkjkjkjk
J: XDDDD
haha yes!!! Uve been in love woTh a fake!!!!!
:DDDDD tehe
D: Lmao so what r u guys doing?
J: u dint wanna know :DDDDDDDDDDDD
D: Yeah i do.
J: r u shure? its pretty kinky
D: Yes im sure
J: okay…. We. … are… laying…. OUTSIDE IN THE RAPING RAIN!! No nt the prrspn yhe rain its rainging our faves
D: Your laying outside in the rain?
J: yea the RAPING rain!!!!
D: So your saying your getting raped….raped by water?
J: yup its making me wet
D: Sketchie.
J: no its nommy
J: wanna se me prego. WITH MCDOANDLS!!!!
D: Umm what?
J: ull see
D: Umm ok?
-Janette sends David picture of her with a to-go order bag of McDonald in her sweater (well mine but it’s whatever)-
J: mcdoanlds got me prego wirh a cat. i named her latte!!! :DDDD
J: :D
D: Umm ok then.
J: :D itink caryons
J: *like
D: Ok that’s good to know.
J: :D
D: Lmfao yep perfect for aric
J: :D maybe i am :D
D: Oh belive me u r.
J: i believe! :D
-Janette calls David and after some weird conversations including Janette making him get up to tell his sister who she doesn’t know happy birthday, and telling him I’m a good pillow, he says he has to go and we hang up-
D: I can text but i cant be on the phone/:
J: thats so sad!!! D:
J: kalin hi
D: Hello
J: wat kind of fone do u have?
D: Pantech ease
J: niceeee
D: Wbu?
J: kalin has an ikr
(I thought she was gonna say crush so we wrestled for the phone and she had said that)
J: iphone* I habe a samgune
D: Lol who am i talking too?
J: mostly janette :D
J: txy this numbaaaaaaaaa [Janette’s number] . its kalin now :)

Okay, so yes, he did text her. They text now and they are friends. I want her to date his friend Elijah and Elijah does think she is cute too, so aww!
I am going to sometime post the pic of Janette with McDonalds in her stomach.
And the Aric stripping in the middle of Norway, she meant Northway as in Northway mall, but she typed Norway.
And the cat she says she gave birth to is my cat Latte. Latte is my baby. I’ve had her for five to six years now. And she is also featured in the second one of these:

This was a couple days after, but it’s funny.
Janette (texting David) : Kalins pretty shy, so u shuld lick her!!
Me: “No, don’t send that!”
-Me, later, texting David-
David: Janette says i should lick u….wtf
Me: i told her not to send it i swear

And this is just a cutesy one that keeps me smiling:
David: Well if your cats snuggling with u right now tell him I hope he knows hes one lucky mother*cker
Me: okk but my cats a girl
David: Ok tell her(:

He wants to be my first kiss in the rain<333 I told him I’ve always wanted to kiss in the rain, and he said he’s going to.
The last time we hung out in the rain, he later told me that it wasn’t raining enough. It was sprinkling.
He says he likes me and he knows I like him, but he told Janette that he can’t date me because he wouldn’t be able to see me enough. Sad face.

But we’re working on this!