A Small Problem

List of pets in my family: Caramel-male Chihuahua, father(owner is Alex, my older sister),
Chiquita-female Chihuahua, mother(younger sister’s, aka known as ‘The Bitch’)
Emy(her name is actually spelled this way, my mom doesn't know English)-female Chihuahua, daughter(my mom’s)
King-male pit-bull(owner is my dad [King is the cutest!])
Lazy-male mixed pit-bull(dad’s)
Tiger-male street cat(The Bitch’s)
Snapple- female dwarf hamster, new mother, has five babies(owner is Alex), I want a baby!
I don’t know how many chickens and roosters my dad owns, some are known as Husky, Bitch, Remy, Spurs, Alice, SkyMusic, etc (I named them)
Guero- male white frog(Alex’s); she had a snail but the frog ate it.
Sophie-female bunny(Alex is the owner)
My mom has 6 birds. Random!-male. Loli-female, Random!’s girl. On a different cage is Edward-unknown sex, named after Fullmetal Alchemist/Cowboy Bebop and Pop, I named him after Tootsie Pop. There is also Green-male and Blue-female in a different cage. I named them all.
You see the problem here? I don't own a single pet! I'm still pissed about this. I want a dog and a turtle. That's all I want!... as pets.

At least these animals are alive. I remember Alex's last bunny: had his neck broken by The Bitch, my younger sister.
Back in summer there was an adorable kitty we owned. My sister squished its middle. The poor kitty couldn't breath, she soon died.
My dad's friend gave us 3 baby ducks. They died after a week because they needed their mother. Aww!
We had other cats but my mom hates them(it's weird cause my mom's mom LOVES cats).
I don't remember dog's before Bullet, King's precious daddy. Most of those dogs I think died before I was born, my family doesn't talk about them.
My mom says when we were poor(back in the old house when mom did not work) our neighbor's annoying son(he is a little older than me) shot Alex's puppy with a BB gun. I felt bad for the puppy because he died. PS After we moved we didn't speak to our old neighbors anymore(except for dad, one of the neighbors is one of dad's drinking buddies).