Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
...I did not make that up but ain't it f*cking brilliant. And so true. Hahaha.
Okay, so I saw another quote today that I enjoyed like hell. I hope you guys aren't easily offended.
"A woman is good for 70 things. Making a sandwhich and 69."
-insert troll face-
I found that sh*t hilarious as eff. And yes, I'm a chick. How can someone not laugh at that. Too effing funny man.
So Mibba, I've been thinking lately about the phrase "calm yo tits". And I've come to the realization that it doesn't make sense.
I mean, calm yo tits? Really?
Don't you think it would make more sense if it was "calm yo d*ck"?
Cause I mean, it's the d*ck that usually needs to be calmed, not the tits.
...JUST SAYING.
You think on that Mibbs. I'm sure you'll agree with me. I mean, mine is just scientifically more accurate. And science always pwns. /FACT
"CALM YO D*CK" ftw. Be sure to spread.
k, bye.
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