So, more Dave Grohl...?

I've decided that I'm set on writing a Dave story, and I'm really feeling the need to write a gay slash-y love fest, but I can't decide if I should make it just between Dave and Kurt, or if I'm going to sell his ass out to Krist and just cause all kinds of gay camaraderie...I'm thinking I'm just going to go all out with this and cause Dave Grohl to become the gayest person ever with the loosest asshole in rock music...So far it's sounding pretty good to me. It will have to be inevitable that they are on tour at some point, just like every other sappy gay love fest, so don't get mad. But, it definitely wont start out that way. I'm thinking that it will start out with them recording Nevermind, because that way it will give me plenty of time to develop their gayness, all while in a cozy loving environment. Unfortunately, anyone who thinks Butch Vig is attractive (...?) will not get to have their fantasies written out because I'm not that kinky. It's just not gonna happen. Sorry. Anyways, feedback would be totally appreciated. Just toshin' it out there.