Backfire Flirts

How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away: (I thought this was hilarious, so enjoy)

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Boy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

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Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?

Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

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Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

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Man: I’d go through anything for you.

Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.

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Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?

Woman: I must have been given your share.

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Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.

Woman: OK, get out.

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Man:I think I could make you very happy.

Woman:Why? Are you leaving?

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Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.