Tired of Being Sick || Comment Swaps?

I've been sick the whole week off for Thanksgiving. On one hand, I didn't go to work so I got to relax, but on the other hand, I'm going to miss a weeks worth of pay. :| You win some, you lose some. Anyway, I would like to get some more comments on a couple of my stories:

FanFics:
Conquering America (Jacob Black)
The Raven (Tom Riddle)
Holiday From Real (Riddle. Completed)
Floating in the Ether (Seamus F/Grey Lady)

Original Fics:
Bette Davis Eyes
Teenage Dirtbag

If you're interested, please comment. I'm willing to comment on the same number of chapters as you are, but be warned, if you give "thI$ iz so kewl," you will get one like that back. If you just started a story or something similar and want just a review on the summary or the layout, that's fine too. My only "rule" here is that you comment first. I've done other comment swaps where people agree with me, and then never comment back and ignore my "uhh, hello?" reminder/profile comment.

So, if you're interested at all, go ahead and comment! I'll read just about any original fic or one shot, but I only read fanfics for Harry Potter and Twilight.