A yellow school bus speeding in and out through traffic and arnold schwarzenegger is driving it and through the back window you see george bush staring at you with a dead serious look on his face flipping you off.
Asking someone to do a blindfolded taste test of two different beverages but then have one of the cups be filled with bong water and Everclear.
A giant snake trying to drive a car.
A cleaning service ran by a bunch of trained ninjas who you can never see but cleaned the crap out of your house all day, everyday.
Walking into a church in the middle of mass, dressed as Jesus, telling everyone you are back.
A horse with only two back legs eating a live goat while the goat just stares at you chewing hay.
A butt naked elf asking you for a cigarette.
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