Advice would be greatly appreciated.

=I'm sorry, it's just seems that all my "friends" are busy=

So. I need help analyzing something.
I think a boy likes me.
I don't like him the way I think he likes me.

He's a friend. Best friend, actually.

MOVING ON,
well I've been theorizing the whole thing.
I mean they way he's around me is different.
I don't like the fact he's changed around me.
He's narcissistic, witty and absolutely brilliant....but he's different now.

I wish you could see it all, everyone.
I'm not going to waste time and go into lame details.

I was telling a friend about my theory today.. and she didn't seem to care.

Then during lunch time, he approaches me and he asks this rhetorical question extremely fast:

"If I ask you this question, will you go out with me?, will you respond the same if I’d I ask you again?"

I just told him, I didn't understand the question.

He repeated himself= Pokerface.
I said "What?"= Pokerface.
He repeated again=Pokerface.
I laughed and said the same thing that I didn't understand the question.
He chuckled and repeated it...
I just turned around and talked to my friend.

When the bell rang for class, that dude(friend with weird question) and another dude walked me to my class. [Yehh, I felt all spoiled and cr@p.]

I got into my English class. Sat down. Took out a pen for the test.
Somehow I started thinking.... what did he mean?
What was he trying to say?

I spent atleast five minutes analyzing what he said.
I was going insane, with why am I even wondering why?...
It maybe because I had a crush on him freshmen year...
He fulfilled this little void that, maybe the fantasy crushes might like you back.. Do exist.

I don't like anyone.
I don't like man nor woman.
I like sleeping.

I'm not emotionally stable, and the thought of relationships make my headache with this bad nostalgia.

SO PLEASE TELL ME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

My assumption is, he was trying to ask me out.. but in some unique way.
We recite old Shakespearean quotes and laugh.
It would have made total sense, he would do something so dorky.

S.O.S